Over the years, as people realized there was just something about Florida that made it keep churning out the stupidest of the country's stupid criminals, "Florida Man" became a thing. But this guy is almost taking that too literally.
A 22-year-old guy named Matthew Leatham from Port Richey, Florida was arrested over the weekend after he called 911 to try to find a ride home. The cops found weed on him, so he was charged with marijuana possession and misuse of 911.
That's a funny-ish crime, but considering what other Florida Men have done, it kinda pales in comparison. So why is he becoming the new poster child for "Florida Man"?
Because in his mugshot, Matthew literally has a map of the state of Florida tattooed between his eyes.