An Oregon man drove his car onto a sidewalk, hit a parked car, and then proceeded to attack his girlfriend.  He was drunk as shhhhh.... well, you know.  I'm not kiddin', his shirt even says "Drunk As Sh*&$"  See it here 
 

 
Ladies, finish this sentence:  "Besides drugs and alcohol, never date a guy who is into _______"

A woman found out the hard way that there's no room for her when dating a guy who's into the Renaissance Faire.  "from October to April, his life is pretty much that.  It's all he talks about.  It's all he cares about.  He's gone every weekend from February to April."   Read the rest here 
 

 
Sounds like a promotional gimmick, but it wasn't.  A UK cinema was forced to close last weekend due to flooding....the same day Noah opened on the big screen there.  No word if they built a boat to save the popcorn and Jujubes.  See the article here