If you're going to be single this Valentine's Day, instead of going out and trying to find someone new to date . . . why not sit at home getting some passive-aggressive revenge against your ex?
The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London called the Hemsley Conservation Center are both offering a Valentine's Day special:For a few bucks, you can name one of their COCKROACHES after your ex. And you can print out a certificate to make it official. It'll run you $15.
If you want, you can also name a cockroach after a friend or your current significant other, but that's less entertaining.