The Baha Mar resort in the Bahamas has a new job opening, and I want it.
They are hiring for a Chief Flamingo Officer. The CFO requirements include strong people skills (check), knowledge of flamingos so you can teach it to resort guests, including children (hello, Google), and a degree in Zoology (that may take a while for me to get.)
The CFO will work with the resort's Chief Scientist, Vanessa Haley-Benjamin, who helps to protect and preserve the wildlife at the hotel. You can apply for the job through February 28th, so dust off that resume!